The "Urban" Octopus

Yes, Octopii are scary. Very very scary. It is not just their superior intelligence or creepy suckers. It is also their ability to hunt, hide, and thrive in a variety of environments. Perhaps the most disturbing possibility is the fabled "Urban" octopus, capable of entering homes through the standard kitchen pipes without trouble, they eat the stuff in your fridge, envelop your puppies, and drink your milk.


All your milk, those bastards.